I really should get someone to film me doing this. Mine is at my knees and has yet to reach terminal length; I’m curious what that will be.
@angeladellamuertapurest thing ever: when u show affection to ur partner and they say ‘’gay’’
. This is the most you post there has ever been.
True.
Accidentally just spent 3 hours drawing this on my phone because @cakesandfail and @needsmoarlizards were talking about discworld “impstagram”
I may have a problem.
My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons
It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.
THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS FRIENDO BECAUSE THIS IS A PERFECT COMPARISON AND IT HAS RESTORED ME
…suddenly spell slots make sense to me. ok all magic users in dnd are spoonies it’s official
When someone calls George Zimmerman & Darren Wilson “American heroes” you just have to tap out, that’s not a rational human being.
“You’re an incredibly giving person, you do so much for people and expect nothing in return.”
“Thanks. That’ll be the years of experience I’ve had bending over backwards for people who hardly do the bare minimum for me then make me feel like I’m the asshole if I raise any objections or even look like I’m going to say no to them.”
Lately my self care needs have been cocooning and being out of contact. Today it’s letting people know I’m alive before going back into my isolation and watching all the stupid Jackie Chan movies I can get my idiot hands on.
I’m not okay, but it’s okay. I’ll be back around when I can be, until then you can call me Rip Hunter or The Doctor because I need some space and some time.
Ben
Ranger Spouse: I have a problem.
Me: ???
Ranger Spouse: *sends link* This is my problem.
Me: DANG. That is a problem I would like to have.
I cannot draw. I am very bad at it. And because Issues created by Childhood Trauma, I lack the temperament to work through the Bad in an attempt to progress to Not Completely Sucking.
However, today I created my first fan art. It is Super Shitty, but it was always intended to be and thus I am very proud of it.
Observe my Shitty PSA Fan Art in all its terrible glory, with Scanlan Shorthalt (feat. Grog’s hand and a poking stick made by Percy).
my wifi is particularly bad tonight so i havent been lbing but i cant fuckign believe vex used her bra of holding for the cards and percy’s response was “i was going to say put it where no one will look but that works just fine”
i can’t believe marisha turned to tal and went “well, only you or her are going to find it”
#blessed
